Steven is in route even as I write. He is dragging a borrowed trailer and getting over 10 mph in some areas. He should be here about 2:00 today.
I have been sifting though my stuff and keeping only the bare essentials. However, if I leave a third hair dryer behind, will my other two spontaneously explode? It's questions like these that I lose sleep over.
I can't believe some of the questions I have been asked. Here is a smattering of the most FAQ's and the answers:
Q: Are you going to have a yard sale?
A: Stupid question. Apartments don't have yards.
Q: Are you going to have a garage sale?
A: See above answer.
Q: When are you going to have a yard sale?
A: Never.
Q: Will you call me when you have a yard sale?
A: No.
Q: Can I have the clothes you don't want?
A: You're bigger than me.
Q: When are you going to have a yard sale?
A: As soon as we get back to Cody.
Q: Can I have your broom?
A: sigh
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