Dear Leah, Brad, Micah, Bess, Jared, and David,Please do not be alarmed, but I am seriously thinking of adopting another son, even though he doesn't look a thing like your father. He is a multimillionaire, knows how to train horses and riders, and has a nice smile. In other words, this one is a keeper. To learn more about your new brother, Clinton Anderson, please look him up on http://www.downunderhorsemanship.com/. Impressive logo, eh (Canadian for "isn't it")?
I have included a picture of his world-renowned smile (above) so as to aid you in bonding. I would also encourage each of you to watch his little YouTube video of Mindy, his favorite horse. It's well worth viewing. You may access it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dVWf-i7qpo. It always blows me away when I see it. It gives me hope that someday Chou-chou and I will dance together too.
I sincerely hope that none of you is feeling threatened by this announcement. There is no reason to worry; your new brother uses profanity, which immediately stigmatizes the relationship. To clarify, my purpose in this new enterprise is to exploit his accomplishments, so everyone can rest easy.
Love,
Mommmmm
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